Al Qaeda Endorses McCain

22 Oct

In an endorsement that will not be welcomed by Mr McCain’s flagging campaign, the group said that if al-Qaeda wants to exhaust the USmilitarily and economically, the “impetuous” Republican presidential candidate is the better choice.

“This requires presence of an impetuous American leader such as McCain, who pledged to continue the war till the last American soldier,” the message said.

“Then, al-Qaeda will have to support McCain in the coming elections so that he continues the failing march of his predecessor, Bush.”

“If al-Qaeda carries out a big operation against American interests,” it said, “this act will be support of McCain because it will push the Americans deliberately to vote for McCain so that he takes revenge for them against al-Qaeda. Al-Qaeda then will succeed in exhausting America till its last year in it.”

Mark Salter, a senior McCain adviser, had no immediate comment.

So: McCain is the man who will keep the US safe? Yeah, right …

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4 Responses to “Al Qaeda Endorses McCain”

  1. themikeyreport October 22, 2008 at 6:11 pm #

    ring…. ring….

    Hello? (hey, put down that AK47 can’t you see I’m on the satellite phone?)

    Hey, Osama. Bill Ayers here. Barack and I want to play a practical joke on McCain. Tell your guys to call Keith at MSNBC and let them know you support McCain.

    No problem, Bill. Anything for my good friends.

    Call you back on November 4th.

    Sounds good… tell Barack and Michele I said “hi.”

    No problem. Gotta go. Joe and Nancy just dropped by.


  2. francisanderson October 23, 2008 at 2:37 pm #

    That’s actually kinda humorous. A bit desperate though, and the suggestion that the Democrats are in league with Al Qaeda is fairly repugnant … exactly what we have come to expect from the McCain campaign.

  3. themikeyreport October 23, 2008 at 8:04 pm #

    Sort of like the folks who say Bush blew up the twin towers?

  4. francisanderson October 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm #

    That was on South Park, no?

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